Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Lollapalooza 2008 In Pictures
Friday, July 18, 2008
Hellboy II: The Golden Rehash
- Huge monster squirming around New York wreaking havok? Check
- Invincible army that's been locked away for a bajillion years and now someone is gonna use it? Check
- Little monsters that fly around and appear cute until some nobody comes up and says "Oh look, he's cute, he's not gonna hurt us" then the little monster bares its teeth and rips the guy's head off? Check
- Underground black market with all sorts of colorful characters and bizarre goods? Check
- White skinned elf types with white contact lenses just like the characters from Guillermo's Blade movies? Check
- Misanthropic smartass main character who is impervious to verbal attacks by damsels or physcial ones by villains, and uses big guns like Will Smith and acts like him too [in Men In Black]? Check
- Tin Man type character who just wants someone to love and relate to? Check
Many people will credit Guillermo Del Toro with his visionary creativity and inspired art direction in movies like Hellboy and Pan's Labyrinth, but this in it of itself does not equate to a good film. The creatures of Hellboy II were unique and refreshing, but put those creatures in environments and plots I've seen a hundred times before, and it adds up to nothing for me. I'll give credit where credit is due (in the art department), but the story department was surely lacking.
All the reviews I'm reading say "ooh la la look at lil Guillermo I haven't seen creatures like that since the Cantina scene from Star Wars a while back". Yes, the creatures were very original, but thats exactly what I expected from Del Toro. After seeing Pan's Labyrinth, I was disgusted [in a good way] at some of the creatures he cooked up. Among them the "skin man" with the eyes on his hands. I found the lack of eyes on the facial area very cool, and terrifiying, and it definitely challenged the way I think about animals and evolution. Ok, interesting. But then here comes Guillermo's next movie. I thought the Angel of Death (pictured above) in Hellboy II looked awesome, but I'm starting to think that among other things, the "eyes on the hands/wings" trick is all Guillermo's got. He invents weird shaped creatures and apparently expects that the sum of all his bizarre creatures will add up to a solid film. Apparently the critics agree. Del Toro's directing is excellent, but without a real story I'm not sold.
The funniest part about all of it is that before Hellboy, a trailer rolled for the new Mummy movie and sure enough in it too there is some crazy millenia-old army that is going to be revived by Jet Li. The special effects look stunning, but that's where the depth of it ends, it appears.
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Los Campesinos! and The National
Apparently Los Campesinos are not as big as I thought they were. I was in line an hour before doors opened, and I received funny looks. No one even showed up until like 10 minutes before doors. When I bought a tshirt later on, their merch guy even commented "Why have you been here so long?" Apparently now I am officially their biggest fan in Michigan. And they rocked in person. It's very obvious that they are young and relatively inexperienced with playing live, but still their skills showed through and their sound was almost identical to that on the record. Hold On Now Youngster grew on me tenfold during the month before the concert, so it just heightened my experience that much more. Anyways, Garreth and Aleksandra were very charming in person. Their tongue-in-cheek style was a spectacle in person, I just wish Aleks would've spoke up a little bit while she was singing; I could barely hear her half the time. The funny thing was, I think she realized that her voice could not overcome the seven other odd instruments in the band, so she started yelling almost towards the end of the concert.
Saturday, May 10, 2008
I AM LIGHTSPEED CHAMPION
Once in a blue moon I stumble upon something truly extraordinary that makes me wonder how easy it seems to make great music. Devonte Hynes of Test Icicles just makes it look so easy oin his debut LP. Sure it's a few months old, but most people haven't even heard of him anyway so I thought I'd write a short post about him.
Lightspeed Champion, a fictitious childhood hero created by Hynes, is the name for his band. Produced by Mike Mogis, the man also behind Tilly and the Wall and Bright Eyes, Falling Off Lavender Bridge sounds familiar, but is just original enough that it doesn't blend in with all of the genres it borrows from in creating its own unique sound.
Hynes' voice is similar to Kele Okereke's of Bloc Party, and I find that it meshes perfectly with the background violins, acoustic guitar, and other instruments in ways I didn't think a voice like that would be able to. Also, the record is very accessible, but not so much so that its corny. With gems like "Dry Lips," "Everyone I Know I Listening to Crunk," and "Midnight Surprise," I immediately loved the album, something that rarely happens with me. Take a listen to Dry Lips for free on his last.fm page. As soon as I heard the drum beat kick in, I knew it was going to be a memorable experience.
As you can see in the picture, Hynes appears to don a ukulele but it's nowhere to be found on the album! At least he holds the thing.